Bluto (Animal House): "Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
Jake (The Blues Brothers): "Well thank you, pal. The day I get outta prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car."
Ernie Souchak (Continental Divide): "The air was thin. She was average cute. She was the only girl up there. The air was thin!"
Earl Keese (Neighbors): "This is crazy...but there's something so right about it."
Ernie Souchak: "I know what I wrote, I was there when I wrote it."
Bluto: "Toga! Toga!"
Jake: "We're putting the band back together."
Ernie Souchak: "It's so quiet up here, you could hear a mouse get a hard on."
Bluto: "Seven years of college down the drain."